Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Forty Years

Today, I am one of his slaves for forty years.

Happy birthday to me.



  1. Forty years? Harsh.

    You've told me before that all you eat is crackers; is it possible for you to obtain a better diet? It might help. Also, with the issue of Toothpick watching your blog, do you think you could code what you've to say?
    I apologize if every one of our posts here endangers you, but you must avoid the alternative to free life and will.

  2. I did code something above, actually.

    As to my diet improving, due to my...nature, I am hypersensitised to everything including taste, so crackers are just about the only thing I can eat without pain.

  3. I meant something simple that we can both understand without talking about what it would be. Wait... crap. I get it now. Heh...
    Well, perhaps microwave meals? I hear a lot of people complain how tasteless they are, and I know that skim milk tastes like milky water. If nutrition would shock you as well, you could eat about a pound of those frozen dinners and get about as much nutrition as a plate of desert sand. If it isn't, then I think you could supplement those crackers with some vitamin pills at least. What about your sleep habits?


  4. Sleep is unnecessary for Revenants but due once again to our nature, we can choose to sleep if we wish. I usually sleep for six hours each day, purely for the purposes of dreaming.

  5. It's good that you choose to sleep regardless of your nature, because humans usually die about after a month without R.E.M. sleep. There's a debate as to whether we need to dream and we need to sleep for that, or if we need to sleep and dreaming is just something trivial. Hot topic right now in psychology.

    So, could you possibly improve your diet even a little bit? Once you begin, you can work your way up until you're eating much better if your taste has been desensitized. I think this will not only improve your physical health, but mental health as well. I know you're probably not a gibbering mess of flesh piled upon a keyboard at the moment, but you might be able to mentally mihtsiser with a better physical constitution than what you may have now.

  6. I guess I can start eating flavoured crackers or crackers with stuff on them to ease into it.

  7. You do that, Reach. Step at a time, I guess.

    To Zero: I hope you're not referring to me with your comment. I'm just trying to help Reach, which nobody else seems to be doing.

  8. I'd assume Zero was referring to the fact that I've been a Slenderproxy for 40 years.

  9. Alright.there is 2 ways out of this.relgion,or kill yourself.decide.

  10. That might be the logical conclusion given the context, but I wouldn't be too sure if I were you. I do hope Zero understands you, though: no human should hate something else just because of state or situation, or something caused by it.


    J... I have no idea what you just said.

  11. Reach may have compromised agents posted on another blog using his account. No more communicating here.

  12. I'm fine. Actually, that's a lie, but I'll be fine.