So, like I said, I decided to get Slendershit off of Jean and Kim's back and recharge my batteries at the same time. I'd been saving an idea for just such an occasion.
I went back to the quarry.
It was a very, very, very quick visit (incidentally, so is this visit to the Internet). I went in, made sure I got noticed and then ran the fuck out. That was about...an hour ago? There's a furniture shop near the quarry, so I broke in and got inside a wardrobe to give me a few minutes to check the blogosphere and make this post.
Jean, don't worry about me. You guys are all I have to live for any more; if I wasn't doing stuff like this to help ye, I'd just go back to Coumshingaun and throw myself in the lake with Aria.
I'm not going to lie and say that there's no chance of me getting caught, but I'm just an old coot (even if I do still have the body of a seventeen-year-old). If anyone is ever going to defeat Slenderfuck, it's going to be you guys. I'm not really a Runner in the way you guys are. I'm the Lone Runner.
And now, it's time for me to run, my friends. Jean, take advantage of this opportunity to run, but, before you do, please take at least a few moments to relax. You're going to need it.
Also, just in case I don't make it back to say this; I officially retract my theory that Will is a Conduit. I've read his theories. He's not a Conduit, he's just freaking insane. Seriously, Slenderman is made of kerosene? Right.
Reach out.
"Jack be nimble, jack be fast,
ReplyDeletelest he be caught by demons of the past."
It's somewhat unsettling that I read that in a Renaissance-era book on German legends, under Der Ritter...
Fight on Reach.
ReplyDeleteOh... oh lords above...
ReplyDeleteReach, no matter what, thank you. I really don't deserve this. Thanks.
Please, stay safe. You've as much of a possibility of winning against this thing as have I.
Good luck. Stay safe. Please don't die.
Possibly, but it does make sense that Slenderman is suspectible to electricity. This now makes two people who have found that Slenderman is a good conductor; Robert and Will. I believe when Robert analyzed the substance of Slenderman, he said it was a good conductor.
ReplyDeleteRemember, Black Rook, nothing will be gained by throwing your piece to the side of the board, where it will gather dust with so many white pieces. Fight if you must, but try to get the Black King back to his lair. The Wayward Knight may have fallen, or she may yet be engaging the Black King in an endless dance.
ReplyDelete@ Thage: Would you mind telling me the title of that book?
ReplyDeleteI would, if it were still legible.
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