Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Two Fish In A Black Pool

As I'm sure you've heard, I have myself a travelling companion, Ava, the infamous London Librarian. And as she said on her own blog, we're on the way to Dublin. Or are we?

I set the Honda on fire, though, with the state of things in Ireland, no one will be too shocked when they find it. Seriously, I've found some scary things in schoolyards while on the run. I can only hope that none of the students were involved in the use of all those condoms.

Ava fell asleep pretty shortly after she made her post, so I pulled over at a garage and put her in the back with a blanket.

Advantages of eternal youth; I never have to look old.
Disadvantages of eternal youth; when moving an unconscious teenager from the passenger seat of my car to the back, I look less like a loving grandfather with his sleepy granddaughter and more like a teenager with his drunk girlfriend.

I'm getting some odd looks from the cashier, so I'm just gonna go stock up on Tuc and water and then get back on the road.

Reach out.


  1. Glad to see you two are all right. Stay safe.

  2. @Lotus - No, this time I deleted your comment for being racist and for being stupid.

    @Will - Thanks.

  3. and she's alright working with a horned quasi-undead ex-thrall of a horrific abomination?

    she's got a stronger stomach than I do

  4. nfamy, infamy they've all got it infamy!

    Oh don't give me that look, I can sit next to you and post on your blog too you know.

    @Remnant. I don't know if you've ever read my blog, but I think the phrase "People Stupid" comes to mind when ya get me. Ehh, if it turns out that he's never Heel Face Turned, I've got some secret shit.

    (Last one deleted thanks to you and your driving make me mispell, urgh.)

    The Scientist

  5. @Remant: Horned, quasi-undead? What shit have you been smoking, son? I look totally human. Put the bong down, kid.