Monday, February 21, 2011

A Convention on Morons and Egomaniacs...

...is now officially in place. Here are my rules;

1. Any stupid comments will be deleted.

This rule is aimed at those delightful idiots Tensor and Morningstar, who think they're the fucking shit but, in actuality, they don't know fucking shit.

2. Any self-aggrandising comments will be deleted.

This rule is aimed at Matt and Remnant. Seriously, guys, fuck you. Stop acting like you're a pair of illusion-piercing geniuses, you're not the only ones who advised caution with Redlight. Fuck it, I was advising caution before you two numbnuts even showed up and Thage and I have always advised caution in relation to Redlight.

Furthermore, yes, Matt, we did have to go after Robert. You know why? Because if we start abandoning our allies, then we're only going to make it easier for them to wear us down. And that's the exact same reason that I have to go after Ava. Did you ever hear the story of the man who locked himself in a room that couldn't be penetrated by anything, including air? Yeah, he died. Because being too paranoid and too cautious is just as ruinous as not being paranoid and cautious enough. Sometimes you need to take risks. Sometimes you need to gamble. Sometimes, you just have to roll the dice.

Now, both of you, get your heads out of your arses and get your arses in gear.

28 comments:

  1. I don't precisely think I've talked to you before, but I knew Ava. I personally place some blame on myself for a lot of things.

    If you need anything, you know where to find me.

    Also, I need to talk to you about Ireland at some point.

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  2. Well now that you've got that out of the way, Reach how are the three of you doing physically?

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  3. VERY TRUE, REACH. GLAD YOU'RE REMAINING STABLE, STERN, AND SECURE, IF A TAD UNSTEADY. STAY SAFE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO LOSE YOU BEFORE...WELL. GOOD LUCK.

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  4. THANK YOU, Reach. Personally, I've had enough of idiots who think they know more than they do.

    Also, what Kay said: How are you guys doing?

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  5. Good Luck, friend.

    If you need anything, ANYTHING, let me know.

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  6. Like Will said earlier we're more than happy to help you get Ava back. Stay Safe Reach.

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  7. Tony's fine, he only took a couple of hits. I think I broke a rib but I'll be fine. It's mostly just cuts and bruises. Robert is still a vegetable. We haven't talked about our next move yet.

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  8. Is he a total vegetable? Can he at least eat or drink without needing a tube?

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  9. That's good to know. Well, except about Robert, but I'm pretty sure he'll be alright. He just needs time. And your head seems to be in the right place, which is more than I had hoped for. Stay focused, man. We're all rooting for you.

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  11. Yeah, he'll eat and drink stuff if we touch it off his lips but that's about it. He'd better hurry and wake up because neither Tony nor I are particularly interested in bringing him to the toilet.

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  12. *sigh* Even when Matt tries to apologise, he talks like he alone of all men perceives the truth.

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  13. Well not having much knowledge of the conditions you guys are currently in, may I suggest lots and lots of water for him? It'll help flush all those drugs out of his system even if it is a bit...messy for a while.

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  14. did i say that reach? i believe i simply stated having a different opinion and perspective on the matter. i didnt say i was the end all be all.

    i see a different truth from what you see. it may not be true to you, but it is true to me.

    now please, will you just accept my apology?

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  15. There's a mark difference between what one says and how one says it. I'm not going to accept your apology because you think you've been wronged rather than just wrong. If I refuse to accept your apology, you might get over yourself and consider not being an egotistic dick.

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  16. All I can offer you is my best wishes and my hope that you'll make it through this alive, dear Rook.

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  17. congratulations Reach

    i have been sitting here, trying to figure out how to rebuttal your statement. but i simply cant.

    i know when i have been bested in an argument, and this is one such time.

    i will confide defeat, but want to point out one undeniable truth about the internet: tone and emotion are lost in text.

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  18. God, Reach. I guess this needed to be said, but I still think caution needs to be advised, especially now. I don't think Redlight will get cocky and make the mistake of underestimating us again. He's a sly, genre-savvy bastard and no mistake be made about it. Good luck. I'm... I'm sure you'll get Ava back.

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  19. Your point was taken, Matt. Consider yourself forgiven. Conceding defeat means you consider the possibility of being wrong.

    Thanks to everyone else for the support. I'm going to go and get something to eat. That rib isn't going to heal without some nutrients.

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  20. ive always allowed for the possibility of being wrong though. no matthew... dont start the argument back up...

    you best be eating something good. like a burger. wait... if at all possible, treat yourself to In N' Out burger. the best fast food in the world, i guarantee it.

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  21. Jean--I'll be emailing you later tonight, I found a few things you might find interesting in relation to that book.

    Rook--I'd recommend rock lobster tail, myself. Put some melted butter on it, you'll be hard-pressed to find a better meal if you're not allergic to seafood.

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  22. Reach, I have been following you for a little bit, but never got the chance to talk to you. I'm sorry for the losses you have suffered, especially Ava. We all want to get her back, and I'll lend any assistance I can in order to help.

    -Lucien

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  23. It's a good fucking thing you're starting to abandon your allies. I'm starting to notice that selfishness is pretty much the only thing that can keep a person living well.

    Like Urie said, seeing clear would be the BAD idea. Fucked up sanity and sense of morale would probably be a great ally in these situations.

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  24. And that, Yggdrasil, is why the bad guys generally have the advantage, and the good guys just have to try harder to beat them. Because if the good guys didn't try harder, they'd be nothing but hypocritical bad guys.

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  25. reach i suppose i deserve that but the intention was not ill

    i was disgusted with the situation at hand

    that said

    i understand your irritation at me

    and for that i apologize

    i cannot imagine how difficult this is for you

    the emotional rollercoaster

    just remember that you are living proof of redemption

    and that is very powerful to witness

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  26. Yggdra does have something of a point. At some point, you need to delve to depths even the Abyss you stare into would balk at.

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  27. Hey, where's my comment? Did I not read the squiggley letters right?

    I trust in you, Reach. I believe you can overcome this. You have my vote of faith, and my support, once I can get out of Boston.

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  28. You must stay strong. Learn your limits, as I am learning mine.

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