She's awake, finally, and when I got up to her, I kissed her over and over again and she eventually had to remind me that I should probably explain what happened to all you people who might be otherwise confused.
She woke up, put that post together on her laptop in a confused daze, tried to get out of bed and fell. I was in the kitchen getting some food and when I heard the thump, I ran upstairs, picked her up in a bridal carry and started kissing her.
Now you know the situation. Back to kissing her.